Comments on: Feds Issue Regs to Ban Chips, Candy From Schools http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2013/02/feds-issue-regs-to-ban-chips-candy-from-schools/ Because no one is above the law! Sat, 18 May 2013 01:25:23 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.5.1 By: MichaelJMcFadden http://www.judicialwatch.org/blog/2013/02/feds-issue-regs-to-ban-chips-candy-from-schools/comment-page-1/#comment-1730 MichaelJMcFadden Mon, 11 Feb 2013 08:04:14 +0000 http://www.judicialwatch.org/?p=15222#comment-1730 So they wrote a 160 page document “banning schools from selling “junk food” such as potato chips and candy as well as soda.”

I’m taking bets on how long the next document, the one banning kids from bringing such “junk” to school property will be. The length should include an estimate of the addendum dealing with strip searches and how they should be handled with the appropriate sensitivity guidelines in place and where the offenders will be shipped for “treatment” after their third offense.*

* It goes without saying that if a 17 year old is found with a cigarette stuffed somewhere that they’ll be shipped to a “special” detention center on their first offense of course!

Michael J. McFadden,
Author of “Dissecting Antismokers’ Brains” who is now wondering if he should follow it up with a book defending the dirty Chocolateers….

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